What went wrong with the octagon?

Christmas Sprout

The festive season - through the eyes of a brussels sprout.

Open sezme

For the best viewing experience, please wear dessert goggles and watch it in Super Mega HD II Turbo.

First bit of real-world work!

Whoop!!

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Self Promotion

Click here to see a viral I made to direct peoples to this here blog.

Muggers and pickpockets may have just stolen your wallet, but now you can get the last laugh with my new business card!

Showreel

Ford Belu

Flirtbox.co.uk (online dating service)

KLM Airlines - Direct flights from London to Seattle

Sensodyne

TV Adverts

Art Exhibition Stunt

Send a group of people into a popular art exhibition with audio tour devices. The group congregates around one image, pretending to listen to the commentary. At the same time, they all throw down their audio devices, looking disgusted. The crowd storms out, leaving the broken handsets on the floor. Each handset has a label inside, with the campaign slogan on it.

Competition

Via the Sensodyne website, the public can have a go at being insensitive. They have to come up with the most insensitive caption that they can for the poster/TV adverts. The winners get to take part in a "Never Mind the Buzzcocks" special, sponsored by Sensodyne.

Ariel - Turn to 30

Double-page spread/opposing bus stop adshells

Island Records - Roxy Remington

Jack Daniel's

Concept

The Arrival

The Downfall

Jack finds it ridiculous that everything has stayed the same since his death. They have even kept the safe that killed him in his office. He smashes the glass surrounding the sacred recipe book, showing his workers that "Old No.7" is just one of many.

Jack comes up with new recipes, but his workers have reservations about his choice of ingredients. Jack defends his use of bleach and rat poison in these new whiskeys.

A meeting with JD's advertising agency turns violent when they disagree with Jack's idea of showing people getting super drunk. Jack trashes the room in a childish tantrum, protesting that people "only fucking drink to get so smashed that they find their wives attractive."

Bored, Jack gropes a female worker. She leaves the company, and files a sexual harassment lawsuit against Jack. He claims that no such event took place, despite clear video evidence.

Jack starts a physical fight with the companies most important international dealer, over beard grooming techniques. The workers bitch about Jack after he storms out of the office.

Jack breaks into the factory at night, and gets seriously wasted. After fighting a barrel, he has a deep heart-to-heart with it. He passes out after the barrel turns down his sexual advances. Workers find him the next day, using his vomit as a pillow.

Jack tells one of his workers that he is severely hung over. The worker asks Jack if he has "food poisoning", hinting at the existence of cameras. Jack flips out and yells "NO! I'm fucking hungover from all that irresponsible drinking!"

Jack discovers JDTV.co.uk, and decides to play a drinking game with the 5 minute delay. Every time JDTV Jack drinks, so does he. Jack inevitably ends up arguing with the delayed him, smashing the computer and passing out.

The workers are sick of Jack, and booby-trap the factory with falling/swinging/tumbling safes. While wondering around in his tighty-whiteys, Jack somehow manages to survive the carnage. He has no idea what has happened, as he was listening to his new iPod.

Later that night, Jack orders a takeaway. He goes to use the factories ATM machine to pay for the meal. Having forgotten his pin number, Jack punches the machine, really hurting his hand. An ambulance turns up, and he is rushed to hospital. JDTV release the news that Jack has passed away, wrapping up this transition by having a live second-funeral. JDTV stops transmission, leaving the message "Some legends are best left in the past" on screen.